krysteeezay

krysteeezay

THAT SH*T KRAY.
a collaboration of all things random,
thoughts from the depths of the heart, and...

CONFESSIONS OF ALL THE FEELS I HAVE IN THE WORLD FOR
NATHAN ADRIAN.

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9gag:

Close enough. #9gag

9gag:

Close enough. #9gag

fullten:

cognitivedissonance:

Tonight in Ferguson, Mo. Even CNN is calling out police brutality.

We are watching history unfold. Do not stand down. Spread the word.

No justice, no peace.

The sheer bravery of the protesters is astonishing 

(via 2am-poetry)

Stay single, fall in love with yourself first. Don’t buy into the hype. Don’t lie to get someone’s body. Don’t fool yourself into a relationship. Be clear about what you want. Make sure it isn’t a decision stemmed from loneliness. Be honest about what you need. Be honest about what you have to offer. Be satisfied with not getting what you want. Don’t manipulate. Open communication. Be blunt. Be respectful. Be happy with or without someone. Know whether you’re in bed with a one-night stand or at the pulpit for marriage, that you didn’t lie to yourself or someone else to get there.

horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
apreeezy:

thatfunnyblog:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

Lolol.

apreeezy:

thatfunnyblog:

sometimes dogs get embarrassed that someone saw them acting anything other than a majestic and stoic beast

Lolol.

(Source: 4gifs)

Through every trial & tribulation, and through everything that I’ve lost, I have gained myself.

My first half marathon in the books! I was shooting to finish under 3 hours…Finished at 2:13:08 and I couldn’t be any happier!

"I’m a woman phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, that’s me."

#werunsf #nwhm #thephoenixchronicles

Through every trial & tribulation, and through everything that I’ve lost, I have gained myself.

My first half marathon in the books! I was shooting to finish under 3 hours…Finished at 2:13:08 and I couldn’t be any happier!

"I’m a woman phenomenally. Phenomenal woman, that’s me."

#werunsf #nwhm #thephoenixchronicles