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krysteeezay

THAT SH*T KRAY.
a collaboration of all things random,
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CONFESSIONS OF ALL THE FEELS I HAVE IN THE WORLD FOR
NATHAN ADRIAN.

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I bet you watched this video thinking it was a normal home-video, right? WRONG. 8 in 10 people who watch this video will not notice the girl in the blue shirt. The reason for this is because she is a ghost. She died in 2004, and she was murdered by her sister. If you don’t reblog this video within the next 30 minutes, at 2:37 AM, she will be looming over your bed, ready to kill you. THIS IS NOT A JOKE. SHE WILL KILL YOU. Reblog, and you will be guaranteed safety. Please, reblog this too, so no one else will be killed. Melissa Cruez saw this on her dash, but did not reblog. Her mother found her, stabbed 24 times in her bedroom the next morning. Want to be the next Melissa? THEN DON’T REBLOG THIS! SCROLL PAST IT JUST LIKE SHE DID! YOU’LL BE DEAD, TOO! 

Please, reblog this, and stay safe. Do not RISK it. You will DIE!!!!!

NIGGA FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS VIDEO. FUCK THAT RUSTY ASS FUCKING CARPET IN THIS FUCKING HALLWAY. NIGGA I AINT NEVER SEEN NO GHOST DENSE AF LIKE THIS CHICK. GHOSTS ARE TRANSPARENT DICKNECK. GOOD THING HER SISTER KILLED HER ASS CAUSE THE CHICK CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DANCE. NIGGA I WISH A NIGGA WOULD TRYNA KILL ME WHILE I SLEEP. NIGGA I SLEEP WITH GUNS & KNIVES PUSSY NIGGA. I’LL BE READY AT 2:37AM WAITING FOR HER HOE ASS TO SHOW THE FUCK UP SO I CAN PUT MY 9 STRAIGHT DOWN DIS HOES ESOPHAGUS . I GOOLGED THAT HOE MELISSA CRUEZ & GUESS WHAT CAME UP? SOME 12 YEAR OLDS FUCKING FACEBOOK NIGGA. AINT NOBODY DIE. I DIDN’T EVEN WATCH THIS SHIT NIGGA. THIS AINT EVEN A GENUINE REBLOG CAUSE IM DISSING THIS HOE ASS GHOST SO SHE BETTER SHOW HER PUNK ASS UP OVER MY MOTHAFUCKING BED SO I CAN KILL HER ALREADY DEAD FUCK ASS. DO I WANNA BE THE NEXT MELISSA? NIGGA FUCK NO. I WANNA BE THE NEXT BASED GOD. FUCK OUTTA HERE. FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA. FUCK WITH ME.

^ Reblogging solely for the comment above!

^^!!!!!! I am dying, this post literally had me crying from laughter lol !!!

klsdjfksdfjsd I’m laughing so hard!  Too weak!

Bruh my abs hurt NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Rotfl! U a G lol!!

I only did cause of that comment smdh lmao

That comment ^

THE FUCKING COMMENT! LOL

I SCREAMED

HAHAHA THIS NIGGAH SAID NEXT BASED GOD

(via 2am-poetry)

Took 3+ hours, but my order has finally been processed! #heaux #ririmacsummer

Took 3+ hours, but my order has finally been processed! #heaux #ririmacsummer

Obvi, @khloekardashian is my favorite.

Obvi, @khloekardashian is my favorite.

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Novelty Twitter Account of the Day: Feminist Taylor Swift

Check out @FeministTaylorSwift, the latest viral novelty Twitter account that parodies the songs lyrics of the pop idol singer with a feminist undertone. Since its launch by college senior and blogger Clara Beyer on June 12th, the feed has gained more than 78,000 followers after a plenty of blog and news media coverage over the weekend. For more info, check out the Know Your Meme entry.